No. Just. No. Binkie, you don’t understand. Portuguese Water Dogs countersurf. Giants stay comfortably and securely on the FLOOR. Heard a noise around he corner and found him standing on top of his crate. He seemed a trifle surprised but not upset. “Things look different from up here!”
Syn just offered Spider tennis ball and now they’re lying on top of each other on the floor quietly playing bitey-face. I must be living in an alternate dimension.